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THOUGHTS ABOUT BEING A MOTHER AND LOVING A MOTHER...FROM A MOTHER OF TWO.







Monday, January 23, 2012

Negotiations Part 2

(Joe, no clothes on in the kitchen):

MommEEEEEEEEEEE, you DRESS ME!

Joe, I'll give you 5 gummies, go get dressed.

MOMMMMEEEEEE!  You get me DRESSED!

(Under so much stress, Joe passes gas)

Mommy, you hear dat?  Dat my bum sayin' "Get me dressed, please".

Joe, how about 5 gummies and a glass of chocolate milk?

(Joe scatters off down the hallway with a whisper... "chocolate milk!")

Score:
Mama = 1
Bum = 0

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