(Joe, no clothes on in the kitchen):
MommEEEEEEEEEEE, you DRESS ME!
Joe, I'll give you 5 gummies, go get dressed.
MOMMMMEEEEEE! You get me DRESSED!
(Under so much stress, Joe passes gas)
Mommy, you hear dat? Dat my bum sayin' "Get me dressed, please".
Joe, how about 5 gummies and a glass of chocolate milk?
(Joe scatters off down the hallway with a whisper... "chocolate milk!")
Mama = 1
Bum = 0