Dear Garlic Press,
Where have you been all my life? I have purchased pre-chopped garlic, used garlic powder, peel and hand-chopped garlic, and gone without garlic due to pure laziness. Today, my life has changed. While making a pot of chili this evening, I cracked open the box-o-Good-Grips kitchen utensils that Paul gave me for Christmas. Garlic press, you glittered and shimmered in your newness, calling to me to finally use you. I now understand your greatness, garlic press; I am truly grateful for how easy you have made my life.
P.S. Paul, you ROCK!