"My legs were feeling a wee-bit ashy."
"I think there may be a photo op today, better wear my fancy digs."
"Why? Why does she do my hair like this?"
"I said throw the ball THROW THE BALL. Why don't these knuckleheads listen to me?"
"I'm darn cute. Now buy me a Harley."
Stay tuned for Episode 4: Two Kids = Lots of Fun